1. |
Candy Flippin'
01:06
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Chorus: Candy Flippin'
My ass is trippin'
And I dunno
What the fuck to do
Candy Flippin'
My ass is trippin'
Wa haha hahahahahahaha
I'm gonna go see Dr. Goodcunt
He gives me everything I fiend
I'm gonna go see Dr. Goodcunt
Oxyconton, Tramadol, motherfuckin' Morphine
Faces are melting to the trees
Faces are melting into the wall
I don't know what's wrong with me
I don't know what's wrong at all.
I'm gonna go see Dr. Goodcunt
He's gonna make my wallet bleed
I'm gonna go see Dr. Goodcunt
He's gonna make me okay with me
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2. |
Cyclone Dicksuck
01:12
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Chorus: Cyclone Dicksuck
Holidays are out of luck
Skies are grey, grim as shit
This hurricane can suck my dick
Awful weather, piece of shit
Pelting rain, suck a dick
Sitting here, on my ass
Goin' no where, fuckin' fast
Fuck right off tropical storms
At the batch can't watch no porn
Up to nil, up to naught
No cash money no bottle of port
No getting pissed on the cheap
No wearing chuck on the beach
Takin' a dump where jailbait piss
Are you into coprophagia, sis?
Cunts yarnin' on about Israel
Counldn't give a shit just want some tail
Political debates and a bottle of rum
Scullin' spirits on an empty tum
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3. |
Inconvience Store
01:53
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3am and Im fuckin drunk
All I want's a fuckin' munch
Rock up to the Night and Day
Then I remember they're fuckin' gay
12.30 and I'm baked as shit
Need a drink before another hit
$4.20 for a fuckin' pie?
Tell those cunts to go die
Chorus:Inconvenience Store! Store! Store!
Hungry and I'm poor! Poor! Poor!
Employees are all stupid cunts!
Give em shit when I'm on the munts!
You call that a double scoop?
Looks like a frozen piece of poop.
Wont even sell me overpriced piss?
Those douchebags can suck my dick.
9am and I'm fuckin' baked,
Could really go for some chocolate cake
Crusty as, been there for years
Look at the price and I'm in tears.
11am and I haven't slept
One thing though, my wallet's wept
You take away, all my cash
And your food is fuckin trash
Rummaging through all your trash
Givin' you the financial bash
Munchie gold my heart's content
And you wont see another cent.
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4. |
Auckland Sucks
01:51
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Chorus: Auckland sucks and Auckland's shit.
I don't like Auckland one single bit.
Different faces, different names.
Super city, super gay.
Queen Street is under your feet
Crackhounds abound.
K Road, it fuckin' blows
It's so forgettable, so regrettable
Every second of this place I see
I loose more faith in humanity
I've given up on this fuckin' city
Mainly because it's so fuckin' shitty
All these things not withstanding
I guess the buildings are still standing
Not alot of fucking hills
But its still up to fucking nill
Takapuna you're a fuckin' loser
East Tamaki don't mean shit to me
St. Lukes makes me puke
One Tree Hill take a cyanide pill
Takapuna you're a fuckin' loser
Meadowbank go have a wank
GI can go die
Parnell a living hell
There's a bit more shit to do
But I certainly don't wanna do it with you
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5. |
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Chorus: Punks not dead
Punks not dead
Punks not dead
Its just shit now
Black Flag
Punk Rock!
Dead Kennedys
Punk Rock!
Minor Threat
Punk Rock!
Bad Brains
Punk Rock!
Iggy Pop
Punk Rock!
The Buzzcocks
Punk Rock!
The Anals
Punk Rock!
Cockney Urine
Punk Rock!
Cocaine
Punk Rock!
Hookers
Punk Rock!
Hep C
Punk Rock!
Politics
Punk Rock!
Ritalin
Punk Rock!
Scrumpy
Punk Rock!
Needles
Punk Rock!
Satan
Punk Rock!
Green Day
Punk Rock!
Money
Punk Rock!
Faggots
Punk Rock!
Drama
Punk Rock!
Oranges
Punk Rock!
Wood
Punk Rock!
Gingers
Punk Rock!
Blick
Punk Rock!
Fluffy
Punk Rock!
Someone else
Punk Rock!
Blick's Cock
Punk Rock!
Rabies
Punk Rock!
Sausage Rolls
Punk Rock!
Skinny Dipping
Punk Rock!
Hot Bitches
Punk Rock!
Suck a Dick
Punk Rock!
Taking a shit
Punk Rock!
MCR
Punk Rock!
Terrorists
Punk Rock!
Horse Radi
Punk Rock!
Fallout Boy
Punk Rock!
The Japanese
Punk Rock!
George King
Punk Rock!
Immigration
Punk Rock!
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6. |
Jeremy Kyle
02:01
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Chorus: Jeremy Kyle, in denial
Humiliation, across the nation
Dragged through the mud, publicly
Sure this is good for my self esteem
Shootin' up smack since I was 14
Dead beat dad and alcoholic I've been
Snortin' coke in a parkin' lot
Did I mention I suck alot of cock?
Tattoo'd my whole face stupidly
Look like I give a shit what you think about me?
Girlfriend banged 17 men and got clamydia
Graham from aftercare says I should get rid of her
Got a gobby from a pensioner for 5 pounds
Inter special children with a basset nosed hound
Impregnated my girlfriend's sister
Got real drunk so I had to fist her
Sexual contact with everyone here
An ass is an ass, don't care if Im queer
Lifes inevnvyable such a mistake
See the results after the break
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well.
He was lying.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well.
You are not the child's biological father
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well.
She was lying.
You go this way, you go that way and Grahame from aftercare will give you the perpetual band aide that wont fix a fucking thing.
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7. |
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Live next door, live next door, live next door to a kiddie fiddler
Live next door, live next door, live next door to a kiddie fiddler
Live next door, live next door, live next door to a kiddie fiddler
Liiiiiiiive neeeeeeext dooooooooor!
Chorus: Live next door to a kiddie fiddler
Live next door to a kiddie fiddler
Live next door to a kiddie fiddler
Scared he's gonna bum me!
Broke into your house while you weren't there
Saw all your pictures of boy's pubic hair
Wasn't aware, that was your style
Didn't know you were a pedophile!
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
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8. |
Ifinite Oppression
01:26
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Spelling and grammar to you are no matter
Intelligence left with your dignity
Good taste in you is misplaced
Demeaning yourself masochistic need
Chorus:Ifinite oppression
Musical depression
Aural fucking STD
You douche bags sicken men
Your radio station's really shit
Your awful frequency makes me sick
Piss all over your shitty dubstep
Vacant minds, heads fuckin clefts
DJs are fucking lame
Turntable pile of wank
Generic club faggots
Drive me insane
Bending over for all the trends
Sucking dick with your rear ends
And you try so fucking hard
Just give up you fucking tards
Cease to be stupid mong
Crawl up and die fucking peon
And you try so fucking hard
Just give up you fucking tards
Spelling and grammar to you are no matter
Intelligence left with your dignity
Good taste in you is misplaced
Demeaning yourself masochistic need
Spelling and grammar to you are no matter
Intelligence left with your dignity
Good taste in you is misplaced
Demeaning yourself masochistic need
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9. |
Fuck Pedestrians
01:10
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Chorus: Fuck pedestrians, fuck pedestrians
Fuck pedestrians fucking blow
Fuck pedestrians, fuck pedestrians
Fuck pedestrians are fucking slow
Fuck pedestrians, fuck pedestrians
Fuck pedestrians fucking suck
Fuck pedestrians, fuck pedestrians
Fuck pedestrians fucking fuck!
Get the fuck out of the way
Places to be, ain't got all day
Walk one side, stupid douchebag
Invalid, street hogging fag
Is looking around so fucking hard?
Immobile fucking tard
Filling me with two wheeled rage
Meandering fuckwitts to be caged
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10. |
LGFU
01:46
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Chorus: Let's Get Fucked Up x 4
Flask on my hip and I want a little sip
Though the man says it'll rot my brain
I'm the type that would hit that pipe
Though the man says it'll rot my brain
Seed of some weed in my yard
Though the man says it'll rot my brain
Don't wanna spoil what's wrapped in tinfoil
Though the man says it'll rot my brain
Monkey on my back, there's a monkey on my back, there's a monkey on my back and it's tryna eat my brain.
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11. |
Spirit Bong
02:24
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Spirit bong, a drunken mong, gonna kill a throng, of my braincells.
Spiriti bong, crunk as Cheech and Chong, spirit bong, so fuckin' trashed
Spirit bong, a drunken mong, gonna kill a throng, of my braincells.
Spirit bong, spirit bong, spirit booooong.
Gonna drop an alcoholic Genkidama
Gonna be a fuckin' wasteoid-a-rama
The fate of this entire plante
Depends on me getting fucking maggot
I'd rather drink them both
Then let them go undrunk
Id rather drink them all
Then let me go undrunk
All living things
Lend me your crunk
Reduce me to
Drunken dust
Die sobriety, die sobriety, die sobriety, die, die, die
Die sobriety, die sobriety, die sobriety, die, die, die
Die sobriety, die sobriety, die sobriety, die, die, die
Die sobriety, die sobriety, die sobriety, die, die, die
Die
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