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Ritalin Satan

by Cockney Urine

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1.
Chorus: Candy Flippin' My ass is trippin' And I dunno What the fuck to do Candy Flippin' My ass is trippin' Wa haha hahahahahahaha I'm gonna go see Dr. Goodcunt He gives me everything I fiend I'm gonna go see Dr. Goodcunt Oxyconton, Tramadol, motherfuckin' Morphine Faces are melting to the trees Faces are melting into the wall I don't know what's wrong with me I don't know what's wrong at all. I'm gonna go see Dr. Goodcunt He's gonna make my wallet bleed I'm gonna go see Dr. Goodcunt He's gonna make me okay with me
2.
Chorus: Cyclone Dicksuck Holidays are out of luck Skies are grey, grim as shit This hurricane can suck my dick Awful weather, piece of shit Pelting rain, suck a dick Sitting here, on my ass Goin' no where, fuckin' fast Fuck right off tropical storms At the batch can't watch no porn Up to nil, up to naught No cash money no bottle of port No getting pissed on the cheap No wearing chuck on the beach Takin' a dump where jailbait piss Are you into coprophagia, sis? Cunts yarnin' on about Israel Counldn't give a shit just want some tail Political debates and a bottle of rum Scullin' spirits on an empty tum
3.
3am and Im fuckin drunk All I want's a fuckin' munch Rock up to the Night and Day Then I remember they're fuckin' gay 12.30 and I'm baked as shit Need a drink before another hit $4.20 for a fuckin' pie? Tell those cunts to go die Chorus:Inconvenience Store! Store! Store! Hungry and I'm poor! Poor! Poor! Employees are all stupid cunts! Give em shit when I'm on the munts! You call that a double scoop? Looks like a frozen piece of poop. Wont even sell me overpriced piss? Those douchebags can suck my dick. 9am and I'm fuckin' baked, Could really go for some chocolate cake Crusty as, been there for years Look at the price and I'm in tears. 11am and I haven't slept One thing though, my wallet's wept You take away, all my cash And your food is fuckin trash Rummaging through all your trash Givin' you the financial bash Munchie gold my heart's content And you wont see another cent.
4.
Chorus: Auckland sucks and Auckland's shit. I don't like Auckland one single bit. Different faces, different names. Super city, super gay. Queen Street is under your feet Crackhounds abound. K Road, it fuckin' blows It's so forgettable, so regrettable Every second of this place I see I loose more faith in humanity I've given up on this fuckin' city Mainly because it's so fuckin' shitty All these things not withstanding I guess the buildings are still standing Not alot of fucking hills But its still up to fucking nill Takapuna you're a fuckin' loser East Tamaki don't mean shit to me St. Lukes makes me puke One Tree Hill take a cyanide pill Takapuna you're a fuckin' loser Meadowbank go have a wank GI can go die Parnell a living hell There's a bit more shit to do But I certainly don't wanna do it with you
5.
Chorus: Punks not dead Punks not dead Punks not dead Its just shit now Black Flag Punk Rock! Dead Kennedys Punk Rock! Minor Threat Punk Rock! Bad Brains Punk Rock! Iggy Pop Punk Rock! The Buzzcocks Punk Rock! The Anals Punk Rock! Cockney Urine Punk Rock! Cocaine Punk Rock! Hookers Punk Rock! Hep C Punk Rock! Politics Punk Rock! Ritalin Punk Rock! Scrumpy Punk Rock! Needles Punk Rock! Satan Punk Rock! Green Day Punk Rock! Money Punk Rock! Faggots Punk Rock! Drama Punk Rock! Oranges Punk Rock! Wood Punk Rock! Gingers Punk Rock! Blick Punk Rock! Fluffy Punk Rock! Someone else Punk Rock! Blick's Cock Punk Rock! Rabies Punk Rock! Sausage Rolls Punk Rock! Skinny Dipping Punk Rock! Hot Bitches Punk Rock! Suck a Dick Punk Rock! Taking a shit Punk Rock! MCR Punk Rock! Terrorists Punk Rock! Horse Radi Punk Rock! Fallout Boy Punk Rock! The Japanese Punk Rock! George King Punk Rock! Immigration Punk Rock!
6.
Jeremy Kyle 02:01
Chorus: Jeremy Kyle, in denial Humiliation, across the nation Dragged through the mud, publicly Sure this is good for my self esteem Shootin' up smack since I was 14 Dead beat dad and alcoholic I've been Snortin' coke in a parkin' lot Did I mention I suck alot of cock? Tattoo'd my whole face stupidly Look like I give a shit what you think about me? Girlfriend banged 17 men and got clamydia Graham from aftercare says I should get rid of her Got a gobby from a pensioner for 5 pounds Inter special children with a basset nosed hound Impregnated my girlfriend's sister Got real drunk so I had to fist her Sexual contact with everyone here An ass is an ass, don't care if Im queer Lifes inevnvyable such a mistake See the results after the break Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well. He was lying. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well. You are not the child's biological father Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well. She was lying. You go this way, you go that way and Grahame from aftercare will give you the perpetual band aide that wont fix a fucking thing.
7.
Live next door, live next door, live next door to a kiddie fiddler Live next door, live next door, live next door to a kiddie fiddler Live next door, live next door, live next door to a kiddie fiddler Liiiiiiiive neeeeeeext dooooooooor! Chorus: Live next door to a kiddie fiddler Live next door to a kiddie fiddler Live next door to a kiddie fiddler Scared he's gonna bum me! Broke into your house while you weren't there Saw all your pictures of boy's pubic hair Wasn't aware, that was your style Didn't know you were a pedophile! Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
8.
Spelling and grammar to you are no matter Intelligence left with your dignity Good taste in you is misplaced Demeaning yourself masochistic need Chorus:Ifinite oppression Musical depression Aural fucking STD You douche bags sicken men Your radio station's really shit Your awful frequency makes me sick Piss all over your shitty dubstep Vacant minds, heads fuckin clefts DJs are fucking lame Turntable pile of wank Generic club faggots Drive me insane Bending over for all the trends Sucking dick with your rear ends And you try so fucking hard Just give up you fucking tards Cease to be stupid mong Crawl up and die fucking peon And you try so fucking hard Just give up you fucking tards Spelling and grammar to you are no matter Intelligence left with your dignity Good taste in you is misplaced Demeaning yourself masochistic need Spelling and grammar to you are no matter Intelligence left with your dignity Good taste in you is misplaced Demeaning yourself masochistic need
9.
Chorus: Fuck pedestrians, fuck pedestrians Fuck pedestrians fucking blow Fuck pedestrians, fuck pedestrians Fuck pedestrians are fucking slow Fuck pedestrians, fuck pedestrians Fuck pedestrians fucking suck Fuck pedestrians, fuck pedestrians Fuck pedestrians fucking fuck! Get the fuck out of the way Places to be, ain't got all day Walk one side, stupid douchebag Invalid, street hogging fag Is looking around so fucking hard? Immobile fucking tard Filling me with two wheeled rage Meandering fuckwitts to be caged
10.
LGFU 01:46
Chorus: Let's Get Fucked Up x 4 Flask on my hip and I want a little sip Though the man says it'll rot my brain I'm the type that would hit that pipe Though the man says it'll rot my brain Seed of some weed in my yard Though the man says it'll rot my brain Don't wanna spoil what's wrapped in tinfoil Though the man says it'll rot my brain Monkey on my back, there's a monkey on my back, there's a monkey on my back and it's tryna eat my brain.
11.
Spirit Bong 02:24
Spirit bong, a drunken mong, gonna kill a throng, of my braincells. Spiriti bong, crunk as Cheech and Chong, spirit bong, so fuckin' trashed Spirit bong, a drunken mong, gonna kill a throng, of my braincells. Spirit bong, spirit bong, spirit booooong. Gonna drop an alcoholic Genkidama Gonna be a fuckin' wasteoid-a-rama The fate of this entire plante Depends on me getting fucking maggot I'd rather drink them both Then let them go undrunk Id rather drink them all Then let me go undrunk All living things Lend me your crunk Reduce me to Drunken dust Die sobriety, die sobriety, die sobriety, die, die, die Die sobriety, die sobriety, die sobriety, die, die, die Die sobriety, die sobriety, die sobriety, die, die, die Die sobriety, die sobriety, die sobriety, die, die, die Die

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released August 27, 2012

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Cockney Urine Invercargill, New Zealand

The southern most advocates of inebriates, vomit and all things vile. The dirtiest, most volitile, megalomanical punk rawk in the southern hemisphere

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